A scent inspired by the chaos of real life and the things nobody talks about. Fresh scented smells with a suspicious hint of "you definitely sat too long." perfect for gag gifts, bathroom humor, or anyone with a truly questionable sense of taste.
Soft, clean, and calming. This soy candle fills the room with its unforgettable fragrance. It comes in a smooth glass jar that fits any space—perfect for gifting or winding down.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
Safety Instructions:
Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep away from kids, pets, and flammable materials, place candle on a stable and heat resistant surface, trim wick before lighting.
Age restrictions: For adults
A scent inspired by the chaos of real life and the things nobody talks about. Fresh scented smells with a suspicious hint of "you definitely sat too long." perfect for gag gifts, bathroom humor, or anyone with a truly questionable sense of taste.
Soft, clean, and calming. This soy candle fills the room with its unforgettable fragrance. It comes in a smooth glass jar that fits any space—perfect for gifting or winding down.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
Safety Instructions:
Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep away from kids, pets, and flammable materials, place candle on a stable and heat resistant surface, trim wick before lighting.
Age restrictions: For adults
